Former airport employee Chris Holmes decided to quit working for the man and start pursuing his dreams of being a cake baker. So he did what any normal person would do: take a big doo-doo on his boss’s desk and scream “I’M OUT, SUCKERS!” deliver his resignation letter via cake. What a nice gesture! When I’ve wanted to quit a job, I just do a bunch of bad stuff that eventually gets me fired. Also, in one very particular situation, arrested. Turns out, defecating in/on/around your supervisor’s workspace can get you into some pretty serious trouble with the law. Who knew?