The work weeks are way too long. Fridays take for-freaking-ever to end! The Happy Hour Virus is one way to get to your favorite bar stool a little sooner than most working fools. It’s a helpful trick to give your computer computer problems so you can leave and start the almighty weekend. It’s kind of like sticking the thermometer up against a lightbulb to get out of going to school, except if your boss is dumber than your mom, he might actually buy it. Users can choose from three problems: kernel panic, broken monitor, or the blue screen of death. Hitting the escape will clear up the “virus” but you’ll be long gone by the time anyone figures that out.