Dogs Wearing Pantyhose is a new meme that started in China. It’s all the rage over there apparently. But before you all start screaming “You people are sick, this is ANIMAL CRUETLY!” just hold on a second. Now, I’m not saying that it’s not animal cruelty — it totally is. Because panty hose is absolutely inhumane! For animals AND people. Those things are uncomfortable in all the worst ways possible. They’re tight. They cut off the circulation to my gut. Plus, all the effort it takes to put on a pair on nylons without getting a run in em? Made in vain! In fact, you know what’s truly cruel? Forcing anyone to watch me wrastle on a pair of control tops. It’s like trying to squeeze a king-sized waterbed into a sleeping bag: impossible. And horrifying to watch.