Cyanide & Happiness created this funny animated video that shows us what things might be like if junk email messages were true. You know, the ones like “Enlarge your penis” or “Make $50,000 a month from home.” Obviously it would be nothing but giant peens, lots of cash, and fun times with your long lost Nigerian Prince relatives. But it’s not all fun and games because it would also mean chain letters were true… you know, maybe I’d rather live in the real world after all. Now that I think of it, how exactly would my penis be enlarged by 20%? Twenty percent of zero is still zero!