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Sex is weird! So are butts. What’s even weirder? Sex laws. What I do (or, more realistically, what I don’t do, because: SEXLESS!) behind closed doors is nobody’s business. But this is America and the government gets off (literally and figuratively) on telling us what to do. So here’s a map detailing some of the United States’ weirdest sex laws. Surprisingly, especially for sexless human, I have broken so very many of these. I live in Cali and I can’t tell you how many times I’ve sold boobie pillows on the highway. And pretending I’m married in order to share a hotel room? When visiting North Carolina, that is my M.O.! And Texas? Well, that’s none of your damn business! (But between you and me, my collection’s into the double digits.)

Via: io9

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