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Sex is weird! So are butts. What’s even weirder? Sex laws. What I do (or, more realistically, what I don’t do, because: SEXLESS!) behind closed doors is nobody’s business. But this is America and the government gets off (literally and figuratively) on telling us what to do. So here’s a map detailing some of the United States’ weirdest sex laws. Surprisingly, especially for sexless human, I have broken so very many of these. I live in Cali and I can’t tell you how many times I’ve sold boobie pillows on the highway. And pretending I’m married in order to share a hotel room? When visiting North Carolina, that is my M.O.! And Texas? Well, that’s none of your damn business! (But between you and me, my collection’s into the double digits.)