I’d puke too if I came in 5th place. If you’re not first, you’re last! [UPROXX]

Coming Soon: a Hall & Oates-endorsed oatmeal called… Hall & Oatesmeal. [Thrillist]

These 3D tattoos will blow your tiny mind. [Fashionably Geek]

Hello Kitty has a new BFF and it’s an egg. LOLWUT? [LA Times]


A TEN THOUSAND calorie burger. FYI: that is a lotta calories. [Foodiggity]

There’s a college course on Miley Cyrus. Is twerking on the final? [Jezebel]

Sure, he caught the ball, but what about all that popcorn? Stuff’s expensive! [Neatorama]

Chicken and Waffle Nachos. Why am I not eating you right now? [QuiteDelish]

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