Valentine’s Day is coming up and you know what that means! Working all day, coming home to an empty apartment, feeding the cats, and going to bed with a migraine by 7 PM. It’s basically just like any other day. Tumblr blog Pornhub Comments on Valentines delivers exactly what its title would lead you to believe: actual comments from Pornhub slapped onto pretty little Valentines. DISCLAIMER: These ain’t yo granny’s Valentines! Seriously, keep these far the F away from your Nana. Me, I’m gonna keep them all very close to my heart. Each one is more touching than the last. Not touching as in butts, touching as in the emotional, figurative sense. That said, butt touching is absolutely welcome. Anytime, anywhere. Unless my gramma’s around. She looks down on that sort of thing.