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Twerking? WTF is it? Jk, I know full well, but I perfer to pretend that I don’t. It’s better this way. Besides, I’m more of a booty clapper myself. Stick to what you know! But maybe you’d like to learn to twerk. This is an infographic by the New York Post explaining the steps on how to have a successful twerk sesh. I don’t know. I feel like it’s lacking that — how do you say? Je ne sais
quoi booty. And I definitely disagree with step number 4. The only time you should be sticking out your tongue and licking your lips like there’s a hot fudge sundae sitting in front of you is when there’s an actual hot fudge sundae sitting in front of you. And don’t even get me started on the whole Robin Thicke gyrating behind you. No means no, sir!