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Twerking? WTF is it? Jk, I know full well, but I perfer to pretend that I don’t. It’s better this way. Besides, I’m more of a booty clapper myself. Stick to what you know! But maybe you’d like to learn to twerk. This is an infographic by the New York Post explaining the steps on how to have a successful twerk sesh. I don’t know. I feel like it’s lacking that — how do you say? Je ne sais quoi booty. And I definitely disagree with step number 4. The only time you should be sticking out your tongue and licking your lips like there’s a hot fudge sundae sitting in front of you is when there’s an actual hot fudge sundae sitting in front of you. And don’t even get me started on the whole Robin Thicke gyrating behind you. No means no, sir!

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6 Comments

  1. Aunt Bunny

    Ernagherd. Could they have picked a grosser chick?

  2. Meppie

    She totally needs a sammich

  3. Meppie

    And a doughnut. And a cookie.

  4. Erica Westmoreland

    Ermagherd. Could we discontinue with the body shamming? Some girls are petite, some girls are large. Get over it.

  5. gertrudegumdrop

    ERMAGHERD GET MAD AT COMMENTS ON THE INTERNET. ERMAGHERD FEMINISM. ERMAGHERD BUZZ WORDS LIKE BODY SHAMMING

  6. Glenn

    yes, they could have used Miley Cirus

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