The first robot wedding happened on Saturday. You might be surprised to hear this, but it took place in Japan. Pepper the emotional humanoid robot officiated the union between robo bride and groom Yukirin and Frois. *sniffles* I always cry at weddings, you know? In this case, the tears aren’t out of happiness for the glowing couple. Or sadness because it is a reminder I will die alone. Nor are they tears disappointment because there’s no open bar. These are tears of fear, because this is clearly a sign of the times — the robot apocalypse will soon be upon us. And I’m like, really not looking forward to that.