In today’s edition of You Know That’s What You Want To Say, we present, Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer. Because really, you know that’s what every germaphobe really thinks as they ferociously douse their hands in stinky, chemical-laden hand sanitizer all the livelong day. Proven to eliminate 99.99% of germs on contact (even icky downtown germs, I presume) your friends and colleagues can go ahead and touch their junk as much as they like without unleashing the grossness on you.


 

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