According to a study, North Dakota is the happiest state. As in, when asked to do a life evaluation, North Dakotans ranked the highest. The saddest state? West Virginia. The results were found by the 2013 Gallup-Healthways Well-Being Index. I dunno what to think about something called the Gallup-Healthways Well-Being Index. It sounds like something I made up when I was high, like Thundersen Vacational Facilities, the fake company I made up so I can impress people at parties. So far it hasn’t worked, but I’m gonna keep trying. And by trying I mean lurking in the corner, drinking heavily as I watch everyone interact happily and wonder what’s wrong with me. Why why WHY! Huh? No, I’m not from West Virginia, why do you ask?