To celebrate the first aniversary of Curiousity rover landing on Mars, NASA and Mattel bring us the Mars Explorer Barbie. Our girl Babs is rocking a pink space suit, helmet, and airtank, just about ready to blast off this planet. And I don’t blame her — if people were always judging me for my appearance, I’d want to GTFO too! Actually, people do judge me for my appearance. I’m at the coffee shop and they’re doing it right now. Why? Is it my overalls? People don’t like overalls anymore? It can’t be because of my light up sneakers, because those are cool as hell! Oh god, please don’t tell me these people don’t like my Kool-Aid mustache. They don’t? Seriously? But I thought mustaches were in!