The Z.E.R.O. (Zombie Extermination, Research and Operations) Kit by OpticsPlanet is meant to prepare you for the inevitable zombie apocalypse. Except it doesn’t even contain a gun (only gun accessories). Annnnd it costs $24,000 so you wouldn’t be able to afford it anyway. I guess we’re all just gonna die on account of being poor! The kit includes tons of shit I would be too dumb slash spazzed out to be able to use, like a science kit to come up with the cure. If I’m spending that kinda dough on a zombie survival kit, it better be guaranteed to just save my ass and not require me to do any work. Plus, come with some SERIOUS snackage. I’m talking like Bugles and Hot Pockets.
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