These days everyone has a cell phone. Unless you’re my boyfriend, in which case, you carry a pager. The same one he’s had since high school. He says technology is cyclical, he knows what’s up. If you long for the days of yore (I know I do! Bring back Family Matters already!) when mobile phones were the size of a brick, there’s the 80s Retro iPhone Case. Sure, it won’t fit in any pockets and everyone will be all “Hey is that Zack Morris?” but that’s the price you pay for being stupidly cool. Emphasis on stupid because, well, this thing is f***ing ridiculous.

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