This is the Fat Magnet, a questionable device that supposedly absorbs fat floating around on top of food. Like… a paper towel, I guess? The product site claims that all you have to do is freeze it, then skim the food. The process allegedly removes all the fat, calories, cholesterol… basically all the good stuff. The reviews for the thing are pretty sad. Partially sad because, as I expected, the product is completely worthless. Surprise! But especially sad because those reviews confirm that there are people dumb enough to buy this thing. And that my friends, is the saddest thing of all. Okay, you’re right — other than starving kittens. Second saddest thing next to starving kittens.

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