Even if you’ve never seen Austin Powers (seriously?) I shouldn’t have to explain why sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads are awesome. Of course such a thing would probably cost ONE MILLION DOLLARS to get your evil hands on. Luckily this shark with a frickin’ laser pointer from ThinkGeek is much more affordable. Sure, it’s not as threatening as a real shark with frickin’ laser beams, but you could still use it to annoy people on stage—that’s still totally evil.
