Etsy shop Shovava is selling these bad to the ass owl wing-printed scarves. They start at $48 and go up to $120. Definitely worth every penny if you ask me. Unfortunately my pennies are numbered. Perhaps the shop will consider a trade? How about a couple cats in exchange for a scarf? I have a ton of cats. So many in fact, I can’t keep track of them all. Hell, I probably wouldn’t notice if one went missing. Except Life Saver, for obvious reasons — he knows CPR. How often does that come in handy, you ask? You’d be surprised. I’m pretty reckless!