When you slide a pair of sandals over a pair of socks, you immediately give up any chance of being taken seriously. When even that is too many steps for you to handle, you need to reevaluate things. What’s holding you back from putting on proper footwear? The complicated laces? Too narrow widths? Get it together! These Sock Sandals are absolutely ridiculous, even if they are timesavers. After all, I bet it takes a while to select the perfect sock-sandal combination.