Think it’s about time you get into the Christmas spirit? What about looking like a total dip shit? Well, you’re in luck! This Giant Christmas Tree Hat is the doofiest Christmas accessory money can buy. The hat measures a whopping 17″ (that’s like, 2 feet!), actually lights up, and is made out of the chintziest green tinsel known to man. Good Lord this thing is dorky. And that’s coming from me, someone who has absolutely zero fashion sense. I’m talking real bad taste here, guys — I wear socks with sandals. Well, except this time of year. Now’s when I break out the curly elf shoes. They even got bells on the toes!