Check out this sweaty dude. His posture says “hardly working” but those sweat stains say “working hard.” That’s the magic of the Permanently Sweaty Shirt. Everyone will think that you’ve been working up a sweat while you sit around and do nothing. Of course that only buys you a few more minutes of TV watching because as soon as your Dad sees that you didn’t actually mow the lawn, you’re kinda boned. Personally I have no need for this product because I work up a mean sweat just THINKING about doing work, but from now on I’m gonna tell people my sweat stains aren’t real and that I’m wearing a novelty t-shirt. Don’t believe me? Just look it up online. That’s totally a real thing!