Now that your pet snake has a sweater, you need to get the rest of your reptiles all cozied up. Etsy shop MossyTortoise has got the testudines covered (literally!) with their line of crocheted Turtle & Tortoise Sweaters. Not only will your purchase keep your little cold-blooded slow poke warm, but 10% of all income goes to the International Reptile Rescue. Which to be honest, I didn’t know was a thing, but I didn’t know that peanut butter and bananas was a thing either and that realization totally changed my life. FOR THE BETTER.