RED5 is selling these Star Wars onesies for growed ups. They’ve got Storm Trooper, Boba Fett, Darth Vader, R2-D2, but sadly no Chewie or Slave Leia versions. Well, at least they had the wherewithal to leave out C3PO, so I guess I’ll give them a pass. THIS TIME. Oookay, I take that back — a $65 onesie does NOT get a pass from this crazy person. Pajamas shouldn’t be that expensive (especially ones without footsies!). In fact, pajamas should be free. You know what I’m saying? I’m sayin I sleep in the buff! It’s what nature intended.