Etsy shop BlamoToys is selling this knit Panda Mask. It looks toasty and adorable, albeit a little creepy on a grown-ass man with a thousand yard stare. And by a little creepy I mean someone hold me I’m scared. The masks are going for $46 a pop and the description states that they’re one size fits all. That sounds like a challenge! And you know what? Challenge accepted. I got a huuuuge noggin. That thing will be bursting at the seams! It’s gonna look like a panda’s face is giving birth to a giant human baby.