Shoe designer Kermit Tesoro brings us Polypodis, a pair of octopus high heels that look like they’re made out of tentacles. Looks like something Ariel might wear if she still lived under the sea but also had legs. Which, as we have learned from the film, is not possible. You can’t have both! Who in their right mind would give up being a mermaid for a pair of legs and a date with a rando like Prince Eric? Tarzan, okay, I can understand. Duder is ALL MAN. That loincloth tho. But Prince Eric? Girl please! Ya dun goofed. Have I spent far too much time thinking about this over the years? Clearly!
Now You Can Strut On Tentacles With These Octopus High Heels