As a nursing mother, I do a lot of wrangling to make sure I keep my goods under wraps. Now if I start seeing this scarf being worn around town, I might as well stop with the hijinks and just let it all hang out. BoobsRus–yes, BoobsRus–on Etsy, designs scarves that feature a robust pair of breasts. Some are white, some are brown, some are even tattooed, nipples vary in size and you can get them pierced, just like the real thing. Handmade in the U.S, $1 from each sale is donated to breast cancer research.