Because what’s more appetizing than trying to peel a long, coarse hair off your tongue, this is a Beard Bowl. It’s being modeled by Mr. Incredibeard, a dude who does up his beard all wacky and shit (see more pics below). But uh, here’s the thing… there must be some mistake here. I ordered a bread bowl. Yeah. Not beard bowl. Beard bowl is gross. And inedible. Gosh, I bet you’re embarrassed now! Yep, you’re embarrassed and I’m still hungry.