Etsy artist Marmota Café has a collection of costumes for Guinea Pigs. Presumably for Halloween, but you and I both know that the crazy pet people do this kind of thing all year round. And I’m allowed to say that because I’m one of them. Like now for example: my cats are dressed up as me and I’m dress up like a cat. I’m basically the craziest pet person there is! Okay, not as crazy as the lady I saw toting her dog around in a grocery bag, but that’s just not a fair comparison. That’s like, a totally different level of nutso.