I always knew Santa was one kinky M-er F-er, but man oh man, this is worse than I ever imagined. This is a full body second skin Santa suit by Rubie’s Costumes. Dear Santa, Y U so freaky? Does Mrs. Claus know about this? Oh. Oh god. She’s behind all this isn’t she? I should’ve known. That lady is a total perv! And I don’t blame her. If you’re living in the North Pole with only elves, peguins, and a fat dude who’s sole job is to bring presents to all the children of the world one night a year, you’d get bored too. And we all know boredom always finds a way of turning itself into kink. Well, kink or a long nap.