Think Geek is selling this Slave Leia Apron for just $20. It instantly transforms your bod into a sexy Slave Leia. Well, from the neck to mid thigh, that is. The rest of you? The rest of you is still the same old regular you. It’s very reminiscent of those sexy beach body t-shirts they sell on the boardwalk at those skeazy souvenir shops. Which, as it turns out, those things are not super convincing if your belly’s hanging out the bottom. Just… just trust me on this one. Don’t look at me, I’m a monster!