Here we’ve got a sweater that resembles the one in The Big Lebowski worn by The Dude (aka His Dudeness, Duder, El Duderino). I already got my white russian, a who-gives-a-dang attitude and the occasional acid flashback. Now alls I need is this frumpy sweater and some chumpy friends to go bowling with and I’ll have made the complete transformation. Wait *spitting out white russian* this thing is TWO HUNDRED BUCKS?! Uh, I’m just gonna go find a cash machine.