When wearing The 70s Hairy Chest Sweater. As you can see, the polyester pullover makes it look like you got a chest full of fur. Annnd a hairy tummy. Plus a big-ass dollar sign shaped necklace. So I guess what I’m trying to get at is that this thing is suuuuper classy. Exactly the type of thing you’d wear to a wedding or job interview. And by ‘wear to a wedding or job interview’ I mean ‘burn in a fire.’ Seriously. Unless it’s for a Halloween costume, if you find this thing in your possession, burn it in a fire.¬†Thankfully, this thing was just an April Fool’s product. So you can sleep easy tonight. Unless your gramma’s ghost is haunting you like mine is. GET OUTTA HERE YOU OLD COOT!


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