eBay seller mightys0x (not to be confused with weakpant1ez) is auctioning off this suit of armor fit for a guinea pig. The protective gear was originally made for a little dude named Lucky. Why doesn’t Lucky need the amor anymore? I don’t know, maybe Lucky retired from knighthood. One thing’s for true is below, I’ve included a picture of the armored guinea pig riding a jet ski. So there’s that.