This is Jonathan Burnside, a teacher in Orlando, Florida. As you can see, he has nipples. If you can get past that, you’ll also notice that he has a mustache. A mustache that grows down his face, onto his neck, and then to his chest where it takes the shape of a kitty cat. My initial reaction upon seeing all of this was “Dang!” and then “Shishi…” and lastly “Heck.” I’m not really sure how else to express what is happening in my mind. But maybe it’ll mean something to you. Orrrr maybe you’re just gonna chalk me up as a crazy person who can’t communicate my thoughts and feelings. PAR FOR THE COURSE.