This is soap made in the shape of a ring to suds up your hang down. It’s appropriately called Weener Kleener. Or maybe inappropriately, actually, now that I think about it. One of my biggest pet peeves is when a product name is spelled all kooky for no good
raisin reason. Especially in this case! It already rhymes, why you gotta spell it all weird? And what’s with the K? Wouldn’t a C suffice? I disagree with everything going on here! Including the whole selling a soap with a hole in it so you can stick your wiener in there. Just use a wash cloth like a normal person! Or a shower scrunchie if you’re trying to be fancy. Which I am.
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