We spent a lot of time looking at incredible, funny and weird photos every week and frankly, our brains are fried. We can’t come up with any captions other than “What is this I don’t even…” So now we’re looking to you guys to come up with ’em. Each week we’ll post a new photo for you to caption and send the winner a mystery prize.
How to Enter
Step 1: Leave a comment below with your best caption (sign up for Disqus)
Step 2: Check back next week for the winner and a new Caption This! contest
Last Caption This! Winner
Thanks to everyone who participated in our last Caption This! contest. Here’s the winning caption:
Congrats Kate Powell! You won a zero gravity Fisher Space Pen!
Spiderman, Spiderman
Inappropriately sniffing Uncle Sam
Well, that’s one way to get your Spidey Senses tingling…
The American Spideypede 😀
Cleaning Up Justice, one lick at a time – Uncle Sam, I want You !!!
Uncle Sam: “I want YOU *points at Spiderman* to sniff my b-hole”
No I said he needs the Heimlich maneuver! Not the Hind Lick maneuver. Well at least he spit out the food in his mouth…
Oh what a tangled web we weave, when first we try to deceive.
The view from here is Yankee doodie dandy!
“My Spidey senses are telling me that Uncle Sam has fallen flat on his face and once again is taking it in the ass!”
a new twist on an old parade……
omnomnomnomnom
Uncle Sam is feeling deflated – Spidey to the rescue!!
Spider Man with Uncle Sam.
Even Spider Man has to do it.
Spider Man throws 1/2 down on delinquent $69 tax bill.
i can taste the freedom
This brings a whole new meaning to kissing americas butt
Cleaning out Americass spiderwebs
Free health care my ass
Yep Sam, I think it is the bacon you’re smelling!
Eat my shorts Spiderman!
Look! Even superheroes have to swallow shit from the government.
Hello?! I’m looking for STEVE ROGERS?! Captain, are you in there?
“With great power comes great responsibility.”
Grand Marshal, there’s a spider in my salad!
My spider senses are telling me this is where I can find the world wide web,
Blow~Up~Cenetpede!
“Is it ok to go ass to mouth? i don’t know its a toss up”
I didn’t know centipedes were actually arachnids.
americas going down the tube
Nothing like some all-american gravy.
Tax! I said TAX!!! We should tax salad!
“Uncle Sam want’s you…to lick his butthole”
Human Centipede 3 The Taste of Freedom.
Uncle Sam… Is finally OUT OF THE CLOSET!
My spider senses are tingling… That’s not the only thing tingling..
Red, White and Ewwwww…..
holy shit balls batman
Look out, here cums the Spider-Man
My spidey-senses tell me that your head is stuck up your ass, but it’s too far up there for me to see without a flashlight.
is that baked beans i smell,did you just let one rip
Your “friendly” neighborhood Spiderman.
M.J. its not what it looks like
The execution of Marvel and DC’s decision to resume crossovers surprised many.
Nothing like a push-up competition to get the spider senses tingling.
Spider-Man always volunteers to toss the salad at Thanksgiving.
My Spider sciences tell me this is where the tax payers will find all their tax missing and ill spent dollars……
Smells like team spirit..
“For once, somebody is fucking Uncle Sam!”
Smells like FREEDOM!
What? My spidey senses were tingling…
Even with Spiderman’s help, Obama Care can’t get off the ground.
“Eat a nigga ass like an almond joy”
American’s have been taking it up the butt by politicians and I am checking to see if any are stuck in there so I can save them.
my spidey sense tells me this country is going to shit
My acute senses tell me something stinks in American politics!!
Smells like freedom.
And then i’ll have health insurance…my spidey sense stopped tingling
The initiation to become an Avenger is no joke.
Batman lied to me again. This cant be the entrance to bat cave.
This isn’t mary jane’s ass.
Spiderman thought his date with Captain America was going exceptionally well.
I WANT YOU! …to get my spidey senses tingling.
Hold still! My spider senses detect a fly.
brobdinagian spiderman on a crawl!