We spent a lot of time looking at incredible, funny and weird photos every week and frankly, our brains are fried. We can’t come up with any captions other than “What is this I don’t even…” So now we’re looking to you guys to come up with ’em. Each week we’ll post a new photo for you to caption and send the winner a mystery prize.

How to Enter

Step 1: Leave a comment below with your best caption (sign up for Disqus)
Step 2: Check back next week for the winner and a new Caption This! contest

Last Caption This! Winner

Thanks to everyone who participated in our last Caption This! contest. Here’s the winning caption:


Congrats Kate Powell! You won a zero gravity Fisher Space Pen!

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  1. Jenni Chasteen

    Spiderman, Spiderman
    Inappropriately sniffing Uncle Sam

  2. William

    Well, that’s one way to get your Spidey Senses tingling…

  3. Tobi

    The American Spideypede 😀

  4. Huggy

    Cleaning Up Justice, one lick at a time – Uncle Sam, I want You !!!

  5. Brittany High

    Uncle Sam: “I want YOU *points at Spiderman* to sniff my b-hole”

  6. JoyousJeff

    No I said he needs the Heimlich maneuver! Not the Hind Lick maneuver. Well at least he spit out the food in his mouth…

  7. JoyousJeff

    Oh what a tangled web we weave, when first we try to deceive.

  8. Jillian

    The view from here is Yankee doodie dandy!

  9. Faye Peterson

    “My Spidey senses are telling me that Uncle Sam has fallen flat on his face and once again is taking it in the ass!”

  10. rebecca

    a new twist on an old parade……

  11. Mark Schipper


  12. Kenr61

    Uncle Sam is feeling deflated – Spidey to the rescue!!

  13. Jess

    Spider Man with Uncle Sam.

  14. Kahdija Delania Wells

    Even Spider Man has to do it.

  15. Kahdija Delania Wells

    Spider Man throws 1/2 down on delinquent $69 tax bill.

  16. oldbaby

    i can taste the freedom

  17. Megan Weaver

    This brings a whole new meaning to kissing americas butt

  18. Carlo Wirth

    Cleaning out Americass spiderwebs

  19. Cee Jay

    Free health care my ass

  20. Jennifer

    Yep Sam, I think it is the bacon you’re smelling!

  21. Antoinette Linklater

    Eat my shorts Spiderman!

  22. Patrick D. Caton

    Look! Even superheroes have to swallow shit from the government.

  23. Erica Shannon

    Hello?! I’m looking for STEVE ROGERS?! Captain, are you in there?

  24. Emily Foereal

    “With great power comes great responsibility.”

  25. Derek Mowrey

    Grand Marshal, there’s a spider in my salad!

  26. Sue Clarke

    My spider senses are telling me this is where I can find the world wide web,

  27. Hawaiian Mayhem!


  28. Nick Hayes Woodward

    “Is it ok to go ass to mouth? i don’t know its a toss up”

  29. Pontificate

    I didn’t know centipedes were actually arachnids.

  30. Nick Hayes Woodward

    americas going down the tube

  31. Mingnon

    Nothing like some all-american gravy.

  32. dustin

    Tax! I said TAX!!! We should tax salad!

  33. Libby Carlson

    “Uncle Sam want’s you…to lick his butthole”

  34. Michael Seitz

    Human Centipede 3 The Taste of Freedom.

  35. Julie hartl

    Uncle Sam… Is finally OUT OF THE CLOSET!

  36. Collin

    My spider senses are tingling… That’s not the only thing tingling..

  37. Damian Tong

    Red, White and Ewwwww…..

  38. Jacqui H

    holy shit balls batman

  39. B.J. Winzer

    Look out, here cums the Spider-Man

  40. lindsaybabroski

    My spidey-senses tell me that your head is stuck up your ass, but it’s too far up there for me to see without a flashlight.

  41. Rachelle Fewell

    is that baked beans i smell,did you just let one rip

  42. Ryan

    Your “friendly” neighborhood Spiderman.

  43. eric riss

    M.J. its not what it looks like

  44. Cory McCasland

    The execution of Marvel and DC’s decision to resume crossovers surprised many.

  45. Cleavy

    Nothing like a push-up competition to get the spider senses tingling.

  46. April

    Spider-Man always volunteers to toss the salad at Thanksgiving.

  47. Yvonne Newman

    My Spider sciences tell me this is where the tax payers will find all their tax missing and ill spent dollars……

  48. Lucille Johnson

    Smells like team spirit..

  49. Jay Wylie

    “For once, somebody is fucking Uncle Sam!”

  50. Mary Bukowski-Moorer

    Smells like FREEDOM!

  51. Eric Glover

    What? My spidey senses were tingling…

  52. alohagalyn

    Even with Spiderman’s help, Obama Care can’t get off the ground.

  53. workload

    “Eat a nigga ass like an almond joy”

  54. Terri Hill Call

    American’s have been taking it up the butt by politicians and I am checking to see if any are stuck in there so I can save them.

  55. Andrew Specht

    my spidey sense tells me this country is going to shit

  56. Jimw

    My acute senses tell me something stinks in American politics!!

  57. Zaise

    Smells like freedom.

  58. twebb2199

    And then i’ll have health insurance…my spidey sense stopped tingling

  59. Scott DeYager

    The initiation to become an Avenger is no joke.

  60. Ramiro lopez

    Batman lied to me again. This cant be the entrance to bat cave.

  61. EduArdo Juärez

    This isn’t mary jane’s ass.

  62. Karl Chadwick

    Spiderman thought his date with Captain America was going exceptionally well.

  63. Sommer

    I WANT YOU! …to get my spidey senses tingling.

  64. Bevi

    Hold still! My spider senses detect a fly.

  65. geekay

    brobdinagian spiderman on a crawl!

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