We spent a lot of time looking at incredible, funny and weird photos every week and frankly, our brains are fried. We can’t come up with any captions other than “What is this I don’t even…” So now we’re looking to you guys to come up with ’em. Each week we’ll post a new photo for you to caption and send the winner a mystery prize.

How to Enter

Step 1: Leave a comment below with your best caption (sign up for Disqus)
Step 2: Check back next week for the winner and a new Caption This! contest

Last Caption This! Winner

Thanks to everyone who participated in our last Caption This! contest. Here’s the winning caption:


Congrats sherry eckle! You won The Thing Quaterly Issue 20 Clock:

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  1. Jenni Chasteen

    That’s no moon…

  2. BrookeDS

    There’s always a light at the end of your ass

  3. Mike Newman


  4. Michael Behmoiras

    I told you there was a light at the end of the tunnel

  5. Marvinator

    I stand corrected, the sun does, indeed, shine out your ass.

  6. Matt

    “Try to relax, this will only hurt for a minute”

  7. Jezz

    Got it!…..And you are telling me that you accidentally sat on this golf ball!

  8. Bobbie

    “I’m not getting any closer, where did it bite you”?

  9. Justin Teeter

    are you sure this will make me glow in the dark?

  10. Sommer

    It’s a full moon tonight.

  11. Jackson Craft

    I’m gonna stick this moon where the sun don’t shine!

  12. Idjy

    Moon eclipse 101: back there…

  13. nic

    I told you I had a bright idea!

  14. Missy

    Well I thought it was the moon….it was really Uranus!

  15. Rev. Grizz

    I don’t see the string!

  16. Jeff

    … a perfect hardboiled egg everytime!

  17. Evan Williamson

    Are you sure I had to put my hair up for this?

  18. Dave

    OK. When the moon sets. The sun will shine out of your ass.

  19. Jason McNinch

    Congratulations. It’s a ping pong ball.

  20. Kayti Clayton

    The dark side of the moon.

  21. Gonzo

    We’re gonna need a bigger coat hanger…

  22. paul love

    Pardon my French, but Cameron is so uptight, if you stuck a lump of coal up her ass, in 2 weeks, you’d have a diamond.

  23. Bill Mitchell

    I think I found what’s causing that burning sensation you’ve been getting lately.

  24. Grace

    Getting to the bottom of things.

  25. Jess

    She should stop mooning people.

  26. spongesteve

    Sex-Ed has become so confusing