We spent a lot of time looking at incredible, funny and weird photos every week and frankly, our brains are fried. We can’t come up with any captions other than “What is this I don’t even…” So now we’re looking to you guys to come up with ’em. Each week we’ll post a new photo for you to caption and send the winner a mystery prize.

How to Enter

Step 1: Leave a comment below with your best caption (sign up for Disqus)
Step 2: Check back next week for the winner and a new Caption This! contest

Last Caption This! Winner

Thanks to everyone who participated in our last Caption This! contest. Here’s the winning caption:


Congrats Jeff! You won a set of Whiskey Stones.

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  1. Jenni Chasteen

    Special skills? I can dispense soft serve from my nose.

  2. Mike Newman

    That snot Breyers

  3. Jeffy

    Look ma’ no hands!

  4. Scotto

    Smells like cold.

  5. Angela Vazquez

    Little did he know this was Andrew Zimmern’s next Bizarre Food.

  6. Sara Lunsford


  7. Jeff

    Don’t ask for sprinkles!

  8. Jeff

    You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but pick my nose and icecream!

  9. Paul Robinson

    Only works in Ulster/Scots dialect – “The snotters are blindin’ me.”

  10. stephen jacklyn

    well, they say feed a cold, starve a fever…

  11. Guest

    They said that mint is good for a blocked nose…

  12. Jess

    They said that mint is good for a blocked nose….

  13. Katie Anne

    That your ice cream cone? No, it’s snot.

  14. carole

    The nose knows which ice cream tastes best!

  15. chris durso

    Attack of the Cones.

  16. Idjy

    First DNA mutations finally showing (off) after Fukushima.

  17. Idjy

    iScream: now with Apple falvor.

  18. Isaiah

    The right one is chocolate.

  19. Thomas

    “Greetings from Yoko & Miko the conjoint twins.”

  20. mr.u

    “I shouldn’t have snorted all that Tobasco sauce.”

  21. BrianC

    The aliens have been developing very clever probe methods lately.

  22. jaxon allen

    Mary just found a solution to sharing.

  23. jaxon allen

    They say that taste is 70% smell!

  24. jaxon allen

    An asian-fusion take on gelato

  25. Nick Hayes Woodward

    Sorry mom, i thought you said “there will be nose creaming at the park.”

  26. Kerel

    Mom… I know you said I shouldn’t eat them… but this one’s special

  27. BrookeDS

    Future ENT Specialist

  28. Grace

    She nose a good thing when she sees it.

  29. Becca

    Balance the important things in life with your head only. Well done grasshopper.

  30. Nick Hayes Woodward

    nose creaming at the park

  31. Nick Hayes Woodward

    there’s always room for ice cream

  32. Nick Hayes Woodward

    i scream, you scream, we all scream for you to not do that!

  33. tdaustin

    Look Ma, No Hands!

  34. Charlie R Schott

    I made an “A” on my test today

  35. Steve Gee

    You think it’s soft serve, but it’snot!

  36. Emily Foereal

    The original nose candy.

  37. Maria Gemma

    You may think it’s ice cream but it’ snot!

  38. Jasmine Davis

    look Dad, no hands!

  39. Johnny

    Smells as good as it tastes, mmmmmmm.

  40. Niles Aronson

    Lai Ming suffered from a serious sinus infection that caused her to have an excruciating painful brain freeze.

  41. Jasmine Davis

    Brain freeze, brought to you by the nostral. Don’t limit your self.

  42. Donna Meyer

    It’s snot what you eat but how you eat it!

  43. Emily Foereal

    The original nose candy.

  44. Jasmine Davis

    It’s snot what it looks like!

  45. lianne

    The flake is already up there….

  46. Jasmine Davis

    51 ways to stop a sneeze!

  47. Jflo

    “Boogers were getting too hot up there…”

  48. Jasmine Davis

    I dare you to lick it now…..

  49. justin lawrie

    kids all over the world are hooked on the new drug called conecaine! it be the shit!

  50. Holly Gates

    “This brain freeze thing sounds fun, I’ll give it a go!”

  51. Jasmine Davis

    How little sisters keep siblings from stealing.

  52. Jasmine Davis

    I scream, you scream, we all scream for nose cream!

  53. Jasmine Davis

    Brother said it tastes better this way….brother lies

  54. Antoinette Linklater

    New way to dig for nuggets and add tasty toppings to delicious ice cream.

  55. Holly Gates

    “Ahhhh that’s so much better”

  56. Jasmine Davis


  57. Sara

    I heard it hits you faster if you snort it!

  58. Paula

    Parents Beware…CONE SNIFFING…trending amongst today’s pre-K’ers to achieve maximum brain freeze rush, often followed by
    spinning in circles then passing out.

  59. Jasmine Davis

    Some kids, prefer marbles, some rocks, my daughter prefers soft serve.

  60. Rob Thibodeau

    Forget Invisibility, this is hands down the best SUPER POWER ever!

  61. Job Tyler Leach

    You should see where she put the sprinkles!

  62. jody

    I love the Booger Sugar!

  63. Jasmine Davis

    I dare you……

  64. Jasmine Davis

    I double scoop dare you!

  65. Jasmine Davis

    But Dad, elephants use their nose!

  66. Jasmine Davis

    It’s a phase, they said. She’ll stop for ice cream they said.

  67. Clutterer

    I got 99 problems…

  68. Guest

    Look mommy, ice cream is exploaring my nose again!

  69. Marina Ucakar

    Look mommy, ice cream is exploring my nose again!

  70. Sara Renee Potter

    No wonder we all scream.

  71. Sara Renee Potter

    Dairy Queen expose about where the ‘other guys’ ice cream comes from.

  72. Sara Renee Potter

    Greatest gifted ‘X-Men’ of all time.

  73. Justin Teeter

    snose cones for those who love brain freeze.

  74. Kristin Bennett

    “I’ll take the brain freeze first, please!”

  75. Kara

    Mum said I’m not allowed to eat it.. technically this isn’t eating it!

  76. Rami Kayvan

    The new Chinese ice cream dispensers have caused quite a stir

  77. 4lr1ght

    Asian girl gettin’ twisted

  78. Lyela

    Its snot icecream that woke me up.