Still pissed off that a certain bear building workshop (that shall remain nameless) got you banned from the mall for life? Come on, who doesn’t think it’s funny to swear into the voice box when you’re building a bear? Okay, besides the manager… and that upset mother… and the security guard who escorted you out of the building. Anyway, f*ck those guys! The makers of the Cursin’ Swear Bear get your sick sense of humor. This little teddy bear looks sweet an innocent, but if you give him a squeeze he swears like a sailor. Some of his favorite phrases include “Eat sh*t and die, mother f*cker!” and “Nobody loves you, everyone hates you, go f*ck yourself!”

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