I’ve made it pretty clear that I’m no fashionista, so many things deemed “fashionable” leave me scratching my head. No, NOT because of my dandruff problem, which is none of your damn business anyway. This isn’t about me! Designer Gianni Molaro debuted this titacular dress at the Alta Roma fashion week. Look, I can kinda see the logic behind the design: Everyone likes boobies. But a uniboob? I don’t know. This is exactly what I always imagined an alien bazoonga to look like what with the tentacles and weird pointy shape. Except this has less lasers shooting out the nipple. Disappointing. The worst part is, I know some weirdo is gonna want to wear it and alls I’m saying is, she can’t be all “Hey, my eyes are up here, stop staring at my singular breast!” Because she lost that right when she bought THE GIANT SINGLE TIT DRESS.
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