Oh, trucker hats. Years ago, Ashton Kutcher douche bagged them into popularity. Then, they made big ones! Now, there are tiny ones. Perfect for parties where dudes call each other “brah” but NOT ironically. A set of eight will set you back $10 and all of your dignity. And you can write or draw on them too! I suggest something like “Clearly I hate myself” or “My parents are absolutely ashamed of me, why do you ask? Does this have anything to do with fact I’m wearing a tiny trucker hat?” Ooh — better yet, just draw a short and fat wiener on there and an arrow pointing at it with the words “I’m a chode.”
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