Two designers from Lisbon, Portugal are raising funds to produce these 8-bit panties. They’re pretty cute! The duo claim the drawls are made with squares, fit for round bottoms. Sounds appropriate, but what about lumpy butts? I’m asking for a friend. Okay, fine — me! I’m talking about me. They don’t call me Sloopy Ass for nothin’! But I wish they’d stop. D:

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