These are Stud Undies. They’re classy unders that allow room for a three foot long dingaling. Got a four footer? You’re outta luck! The packaging claims the drawls are “For a special guy.” Really? UH special guy? Any ole special guy? Because there are tons of special guys out there, but I doubt any of em have a hang-down that goes past his knees. My boyfriend? Right at the knee. And believe you me, that is more than enough wiener than a girl knows what to do with. I guess the moral of this story is… be careful what you wish for!

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