Oh my! Now you can smell like George Takei Hikaru Sulu with Star Trek Sulu Pour Homme Excelsior! Cologne. I call it Star Track out of a lack of respect for the franchise. Sorry, I’m just more of a Star Wars kinda gal. Unless we’re talking about Geordi La Forge, in which case — come to mama! What? I’m a sucker for LaVar Burton. But you don’t have to take my word for it! (The restraining order says it all.)