Pizza Hut has created a cologne that smells like a box of Pizza Hut pizza being opened. It’s called Eau de Pizza Hut. Eeee, I can only hope Taco Bell takes their lead — I want to smell like a Cheesy Gordita Crunch! Now, maybe you’re wondering “Who would want to smell like a pizza?” to which I must ask “Who DOESN’T want to smell like a pizza?” You show me a person who doesn’t want to smell like pizza and I’ll show a liar my complete and utter disbelief face. You know, something like this:  :-O