Sleep Safe Tape is a roll of adhesive printed with wide-awake peepers. Totally perfect for when you’re trying to squeeze a nap in at the office. Yes, you can get catch some Z’s and still appear to be alert! Me, I’m a total professional at this. Got a boring meeting coming up? Follow these easy steps:
- Slap some Sleep Safe Tape eyeballs on your eyelids.
- Stumble into the meeting room with eyes closed (this takes practice).
- Situate yourself comfortably in boss’s chair.
- Doze the f*** off.
BONUS POINTS if you manage to mumble out something that sounds like work lingo (i.e. “Syngery!” “Social media presence!” or “Always Be Closing!”).Related Categories: Fashion & Gear