Sleep Safe Tape is a roll of adhesive printed with wide-awake peepers. Totally perfect for when you’re trying to squeeze a nap in at the office. Yes, you can get catch some Z’s and still appear to be alert! Me, I’m a total professional at this. Got a boring meeting coming up? Follow these easy steps:

1. Slap some Sleep Safe Tape eyeballs on your eyelids.
2. Stumble into the meeting room with eyes closed (this takes practice).
3. Situate yourself comfortably in boss’s chair.
4. Doze the f*** off.

BONUS POINTS if you manage to mumble out something that sounds like work lingo (i.e. “Syngery!” “Social media presence!” or “Always Be Closing!”).