In “I really don’t want to live on this planet anymore” news, Elongated Trucker Hats exist. They’re part of an editorial called ‘Nuevas Pistas’ advertising ski gear for El Periodico. Photographer Daniel Bartolome and stylist Sandra Escala are responsible for making this happen. And they should be held responsible for burning my retinas and destroying my faith in humanity (as if I had much to begin with!). Lord knows if Ashton Kutcher (the douche-king who made trucker hats popular in the first place) finds out about this, he’ll probably give em an award. Man, I’m gonna take the next rocket off of this rock.

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