In a world where being 16 & Pregnant is glorified, this old timer (read:late twenties) welcomes any efforts to keep the legs of young folks tightly shut. A company called, What Would Your Mother Do? has a line of undergarments that feature a range of slogans such as “Zip It,” “Dream On,” and “Not Tonight.” While they’re meant to deter sexual thoughts and promote abstinence, the styles seem way too cute for that. I’d prefer these words to be emblazoned on some hideous granny panties, over sized tees…or better yet, crew neck sweatshirts, which could be more effective at keeping your horndogs at bay.

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