The time has finally come. There’s no excuse as to why you can’t live out your boyfriend’s Little Mermaid-King Triton fantasy. I know what you’re thinking and YES, Triton is her dad. But NO, it doesn’t make any difference when I try to explain that to my BF. He’s weird! These are mermaid tails that you can actually swim in. They come in a variety of colors and are custom made to fit any size. Did you read that last part? Any size. Because mermaids can totally be roundy in shape. Some are born this way, some blame genetics, and the rest of us are on the sea food diet. Nawmsayin? I sea food and I eat food. I’m coming for you Krusty Krab!

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