To be fair, the target audience for this isn’t just bank robbers—it could also be worn by motorcycle drivers who are too cool for helmets. In any case, the C.P. Company Goggle Beanie probably won’t fly in banks, liquor stores, or placed that get robbed a lot by dudes in ski masks. Ohhh, right. Skiers. Skiers can wear this and not look like a criminal. But that’s it. Expect police interrogation if you wear the Goggle Beanie in any other setting.

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