This is a blouse brought to us by ASOS. It’s been dubbed the Penis Blouse, because of the… well, you know, penis and ballsy piping on the shirt. Ah yes, nothing says high fashion like a dong and balls draped around your neck. That’s what I always say! No, no I don’t. I’ve never said that before and I regret saying it just now. Anyway, there are some people out there claiming they don’t feel like the blouse really looks phallic. They just don’t see it. To them, I must ask: Grandma, is that you? Please get off the internet. This is no place for a sweet old lady like yourself.
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